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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
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| What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck,... more
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| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
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| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
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| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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