| 1. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
|
| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
|
| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
|
| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
|
| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
|
| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
|
| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
|
| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
|
| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
|
