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| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I've no idea what it is."... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
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