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| What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck,... more
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| A woman finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes, but your husband will get ten ti... more
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| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I've no idea what it is."... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
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| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
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