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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more
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| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more
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