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| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
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| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
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| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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