| 1. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Why did the robber take a bath?So he could make a clean getaway.... more
|
| 2. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doct... more
|
| 4. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.... more
|
| 5. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot repl... more
|
| 6. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in... more
|
| 7. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ?The scum of the earth !... more
|
| 8. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-five?... more
|
| 9. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Are you going to take a bath? No, Im leaving it where it is.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Bath jokes  |
| Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !... more
|