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| Pilot: Tower, theres a runway light burning. Tower: Im sure there must be dozens of lights burning.Pilot: Sorry, I mean... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from N... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need thedelay to make the flight.If you are running late f... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, Id like to ride in that ther... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| "Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement... more
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