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| An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats a... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas toChicago. The son (who had been looking out the windo... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an annou... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Tower: Lufthansa 893, youre number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... Weve checked, theyre all wo... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?"The clerk said, "Just... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her an... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine,... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more
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