| 1. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilo... more
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| 2. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out t... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in th... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? " Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?""Center, make that request on the next frequency...."... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenge... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: Its Thursday, Sir.... more
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| 9. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would alwa... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes  |
| A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just k... more
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