| 1. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
|
| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
|
| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
|
| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A woman finds a genie's lamp. The Genie comes out and says, "You may have three wishes, but your husband will get ten ti... more
|
| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
|
| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
|
| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
|
| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
|
| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
|
| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
|
