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| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.... more
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| Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. I thought it was love at first sight, said... more
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| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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