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| Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?An acrocat !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why do tomcats fight ?Because they like raising a stink !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why did the cat sleep under the car ?Because she wanted to wake up oily !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?A purrfect meal !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?A catameringue !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Whats furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ?A posse cat !... more
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