| 31. | Category: Movie and TV jokes  |
| Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.... more
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| 32. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and... more
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| 33. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many over eager PAs does it take to screw in a li...A: Done!... more
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| 34. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many PA does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Whats a light bulb?... more
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| 35. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish theyd been as... more
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| 36. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and its staying IN!... more
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| 37. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| 38. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: WHAT?... more
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| 39. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: We dont know. Light bulbs last longer than studio... more
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| 40. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin... more
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| 41. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Its not a bulb, its a globe.... more
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| 42. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| 43. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"... more
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| 44. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised hed make it up to them on th... more
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| 45. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| 46. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more
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| 47. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !... more
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| 48. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself... more
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| 49. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What kind of star wears sunglasses?A movie star.... more
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| 50. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?Gnus - readers !... more
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| 51. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more
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| 52. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more
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| 53. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !... more
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| 54. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more
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| 55. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?Because its all play.... more
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| 56. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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