| 31. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more
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| 32. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?When it comes out in conversation.... more
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| 33. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more
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| 34. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did Frankensteins monster eat his lunch?He bolted it down.... more
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| 35. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.... more
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| 36. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.... more
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| 37. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.... more
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| 38. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more
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| 39. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?Drop him a line.... more
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| 40. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.... more
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| 41. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more
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| 42. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If its a good one you will be able to talk about it later!... more
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| 43. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How does a monster begin a fairy tale?"Once upon a slime . . ."... more
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| 44. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.... more
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| 45. | Category: Monster jokes |
| HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.... more
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| 46. | Category: Monster jokes |
| If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more
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| 47. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dra... more
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| 48. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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| 49. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.... more
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| 50. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, Mom, whats for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.... more
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| 51. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more
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| 52. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more
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| 53. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.... more
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| 54. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achieve... more
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| 55. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!... more
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| 56. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet Ive only got three pairs of hands.... more
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| 57. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits yo... more
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| 58. | Category: Monster jokes |
| On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more
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| 59. | Category: Monster jokes |
| On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.... more
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| 60. | Category: Monster jokes |
| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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