| 61. | Category: Money jokes  |
| Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.... more
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| 62. | Category: Money jokes |
| Where do Eskimos keep their money?In snowbanks.... more
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| 63. | Category: Money jokes |
| Where do hogs keep their money?In piggy banks.... more
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| 64. | Category: Money jokes |
| Where do trees keep their money?In branch banks.... more
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| 65. | Category: Money jokes |
| Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.... more
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| 66. | Category: Money jokes |
| Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, heres the elastic band.... more
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| 67. | Category: Money jokes |
| Who makes a million dollars a day?Someone who works in a mint.... more
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| 68. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why are diapers like $10 bills?Because you have to change them.... more
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| 69. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?Because the poor didnt have any !... more
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| 70. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?He liked cold cash.... more
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| 71. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?Because they were a nuisance (new cents).... more
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| 72. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? Shed read there was going to be some change in the weather.... more
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| 73. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?Because she wanted to get rich milk.... more
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| 74. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why do wallets make so much noise?Because money talks.... more
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| 75. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why is a cat like a penny?Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.... more
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| 76. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.... more
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| 77. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?Because sometimes he gives you a qu... more
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| 78. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why is the moon like a dollar?It has four quarters.... more
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| 79. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why isnt a dime worth as much today as it used to be?Because the dimes (times) have changed.... more
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| 80. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why shouldnt you carry two half dollars in your pocket?Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your m... more
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| 81. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?Because he gave out bad scents (cents).... more
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| 82. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?To see if there was any more money in the kitty !... more
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| 83. | Category: Money jokes |
| William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ?Mum: What crying man ?William: The one thats crying, Ice crea... more
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