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| How do thunderstorms invest their money?-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets... more
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| 32. | Category: Money jokes |
| I cant find my dollar bill, Jane sobbed.Dont worry, her Counselor said. A dollar doesnt go very far today.... more
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| 33. | Category: Money jokes |
| I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen - why dont you pay with a smile? Id like to but they insist on... more
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| 34. | Category: Money jokes |
| If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?The quarter, because i... more
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| If George Washington were alive today, why couldnt he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?Because a dollar doesnt g... more
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| If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ?Someone elses coat.... more
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| If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would yo... more
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| 38. | Category: Money jokes |
| If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have?A dollar.... more
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| 39. | Category: Money jokes |
| If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?Because silence is golden.... more
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| 40. | Category: Money jokes |
| Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. You should... more
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| 41. | Category: Money jokes |
| Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. Ive lost five cents, sobbed Johnny.Dont worry, said his dad... more
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| 42. | Category: Money jokes |
| Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, Is Washingtons picture still on the dollar bill?His Father wrote ba... more
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| 43. | Category: Money jokes |
| Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !... more
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| 44. | Category: Money jokes |
| My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didnt know how rich he was.... more
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| 45. | Category: Money jokes |
| One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. What are you doing? she asked.Im looking for my dollar bill, Ma... more
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| 46. | Category: Money jokes |
| Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.... more
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| 47. | Category: Money jokes |
| Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:(He wanted cold hard cash!)... more
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| 48. | Category: Money jokes |
| Ted said to his friend, can you lend me $10?But I only have $8, his friend replied.Thats OK, you can always owe me the o... more
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| 49. | Category: Money jokes |
| The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.... more
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| Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "Im not paying," said the duck. "Ive on... more
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| 51. | Category: Money jokes |
| Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote... more
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| 52. | Category: Money jokes |
| Visitor: Youre very quiet, Jennifer.Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.... more
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| 53. | Category: Money jokes |
| What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?He exploded.... more
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| 54. | Category: Money jokes |
| What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Moneys tight these days!... more
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| 55. | Category: Money jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.... more
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| 56. | Category: Money jokes |
| What dog has money?A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).... more
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| 57. | Category: Money jokes |
| What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.... more
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| 58. | Category: Money jokes |
| What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.... more
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| What is the quickest way to double your money ?Fold it in half !... more
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| 60. | Category: Money jokes |
| What kind of money do monsters use?Weirdo (weird dough).... more
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