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| "Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife... more
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| A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discuss... more
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| A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it werent for my money, the ho... more
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| A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Tryin... more
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| A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live.... more
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| A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, its my girlfriend.""Whats the problem?""When I... more
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| A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the L... more
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| A little monster was learning to play the violin, Im good, arent I? he asked his big brother.You should be on the radio,... more
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| A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon find... more
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| A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"
She says, "Oh, wonderful! Sho... more
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| A woman was cleaning her husbands dresser drawers when she found 3 golf balls and a box with $2000 in it. She waited for... more
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| After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, weve finally got enough money to buy... more
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| An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what theyd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a bl... more
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| At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars.One of the chamb... more
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| Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing... more
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| Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I wont... more
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| Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery? Hes so happy that hes giving so... more
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| Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,"Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "... more
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| Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?Mary: Id pay whatever it charged.... more
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| Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller.Thats very expensive,isnt it ?Next!... more
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| Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should gi... more
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| Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: Thats what Im afraid of... more
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| Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.... more
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| How can a can you double your money?By folding it in half.... more
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| How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?If its a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.... more
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| How can you double your money?Look at it in a mirror.... more
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| How can you get rich by eating?Eat fortune cookies.... more
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| How can you make money fast?Glue it to the floor.... more
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| How did rich people get their money?They were calm and collected.... more
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| How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.... more
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