| 61. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.... more
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| 62. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.... more
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| 63. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get t... more
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| 64. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.... more
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| 65. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: At the present point in time it is agai... more
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| 66. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put... more
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| 67. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 4... more
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| 68. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: YOU DONT KNOW! YOU WERENT THERE, MAN!!! YOULL NEVER KNO... more
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| 69. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks a... more
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| 70. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.... more
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| 71. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: What is Iraqs national bird ? A: Duck... more
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| 72. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador... more
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| 73. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.... more
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| 74. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between God and fighter pilots? A: God doesnt think hes a fighter pilot.... more
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| 75. | Category: Military jokes |
| Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Se... more
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| 76. | Category: Military jokes |
| Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always tryi... more
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| 77. | Category: Military jokes |
| Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didnt have a rifle."Thats no problem... more
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| 78. | Category: Military jokes |
| Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!""But sarge, thats a hydrant!... more
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| 79. | Category: Military jokes |
| SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHME... more
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| 80. | Category: Military jokes |
| Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos.- In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel pot... more
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| 81. | Category: Military jokes |
| The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfec... more
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| 82. | Category: Military jokes |
| The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones mother died yesterday. Better go te... more
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| 83. | Category: Military jokes |
| The cavalryman was galloping down the road, rushing to catch up with his regiment. Suddenly his horse stumbled and pitch... more
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| 84. | Category: Military jokes |
| The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all... more
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| 85. | Category: Military jokes |
| The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate bui... more
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| 86. | Category: Military jokes |
| The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can... more
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| 87. | Category: Military jokes |
| The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where theyre stationed. Co... more
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| 88. | Category: Military jokes |
| The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they dont speak the same language. Fo... more
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| 89. | Category: Military jokes |
| The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Requesting Radar". "What is... more
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| 90. | Category: Military jokes |
| The theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown. You enacted so well that officer wounded o... more
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