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What do bees chew ?Bumble gum !... more

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?Wait at a buzz stop !... more

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What do insects learn at school ?Mothmatics !... more

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What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?A spinning wheel !... more

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What do you call a bee whos had a spell put on him ?Hes bee-witched !... more

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What do you call a big irish spider ?Paddy long legs !... more

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What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ?A grasshover !... more

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What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.... more

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What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.... more

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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.... more

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What do you call an ant with frogs legs? An antphibian.... more

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?A hum dinger !... more

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?Enough drumsticks to feed an army !... more

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !... more

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?Light ale !... more

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.... more

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?Bugs Bunny !... more

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?Im not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then r... more

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?Im not sure, but I wouldnt try smelling it !... more

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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?A dirty kid !... more

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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?Very big worm holes in your garden !... more

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?The Masked-quito !... more

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.... more

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What does a bee get at McDonalds ?A humburger !... more

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What does a bee say before it stings you ?This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !... more

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What does a cat go to sleep on ?A caterpillow !... more

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?Turns over a new leaf !... more

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What does a queen bee do when she burps ?Issues a royal pardon !... more

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What does a spider do when he gets angry ?He goes up the wall !... more

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What does the bee Santa Claus say ?Ho hum hum !... more





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