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| One woodworm met another. "Hows life?" she asked. "Oh, same as usual," he replied, "boring."... more
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| 32. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?... more
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| 33. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant"(to... more
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| 34. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?A: A buzzness suit!... more
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| 35. | Category: Insect jokes |
| QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.... more
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| 36. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.... more
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| 37. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?"Why are we running so fast ?" said oneBecause it says "Tear... more
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| 38. | Category: Insect jokes |
| Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? Im driving."... more
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| 39. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.... more
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| 40. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What are spiders webs good for ?Spiders !... more
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| 41. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What are the cleverest bees ?Spelling bees !... more
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| 42. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What bee is good for your health ?Vitamin bee !... more
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| 43. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?A bee in a submarine !... more
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| 44. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?Youve got a lovely pair of legs, Youve got a lovely pair of legs,Youv... more
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| 45. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did one firefly say to the other ?Got to glow now !... more
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| 46. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?Shall we walk home or take a dog ?... more
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| 47. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?Fancy a bite?... more
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| 48. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did the bee say to the flower ?Hello honey !... more
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| 49. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?Bee-hive yourself !... more
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| 50. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?Swarm here isnt it !... more
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| 51. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did the confused bee say ?To bee or not to bee !... more
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| 52. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?Ear we go !... more
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| 53. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did the maggot say to another ?Whats a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !... more
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| 54. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?Worm your way out of that one !... more
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| 55. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did the spider say to the bee ?Your honey or your life !... more
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| 56. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did the spider say to the fly ?Were getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?... more
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| 57. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?Darn it !... more
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| 58. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?Your spinning me a yarn here !... more
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| 59. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did the woodworm say to the chair ?Its been nice gnawing you !... more
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| 60. | Category: Insect jokes |
| What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?Where in earth have you been !... more
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