| 61. | Category: Gorilla jokes  |
| Which two names figure prominently in every Apes diet?Ben/Anna!... more
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| 62. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!... more
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| 63. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Who is the Gorillas favourite playwright?Eugene ONeill - who wrote The Hairy Ape!... more
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| 64. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Who is the Gorillas favourite President of recent years?Hairy Truman!... more
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| 65. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why are Gorillas underpaid?Theyre willing to work peanuts!... more
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| 66. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why couldnt the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?His balk was worse than his bite!... more
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| 67. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla war... more
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| 68. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!... more
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| 69. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why did the Ape jump off the building?He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!... more
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| 70. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?Because in the last analysis she just could... more
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| 71. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?To avoid the draft!... more
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| 72. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why did the Gorilla fail English?He had little Ape-titude!... more
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| 73. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?An advertisements headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!... more
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| 74. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?The elevator men are on strike!... more
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| 75. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why do Apes like tall buildings?They want to climb the heights of the business world!... more
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| 76. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!... more
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| 77. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why do primates do so well in show biz?Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!... more
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| 78. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?They dont really know - but theyre NUTS about him!... more
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| 79. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?Did you ever hear a customer complain Waiter, theres a Gorilla in my soup... more
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| 80. | Category: Gorilla jokes |
| Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?Its dangerous to let him put the bite on you!... more
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