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Frog Jokes Category:

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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?Hop in !... more

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.... more

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What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day? Nothing!... more

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What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !... more

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !... more

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What happens if you eat a hot frog ? Youll croak in no time !... more

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What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !... more

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What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad!... more

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What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !... more

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Whats a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !... more

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Whats a frogs favourite game ? Its croak-et !... more

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Whats a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !... more

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !... more

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !... more

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !... more

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Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !... more

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Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !... more

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When is a car like a frog ? When its becing toad !... more

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !... more

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !... more

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Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !... more

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Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !... more

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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !... more

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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.... more

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Why didnt the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !... more

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Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !... more

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.... more

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Why doesnt Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him... more

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !... more

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Why was the frog down in the mouth ?He was un hoppy !... more





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