| 91. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !... more
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| 92. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more
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| 93. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more
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| 94. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more
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| 95. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Who delievers cats Christmas presents ?Santa Paws !... more
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| 96. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Who delievers elephantss Christmas presents?Elephanta Claus !... more
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| 97. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?Santa Jaws !... more
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| 98. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more
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| 99. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf... more
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| 100. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| 101. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more
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| 102. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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| 103. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why couldnt the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?It was a moth ball !... more
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| 104. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !... more
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| 105. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more
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| 106. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more
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| 107. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| 108. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| 109. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| 110. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| 111. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more
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| 112. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| 113. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why is it so cold at Christmas?Its in Decembrrrrr.... more
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| 114. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| 115. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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