| 61. | Category: Christmas jokes  |
| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more
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| 62. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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| 63. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more
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| 64. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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| 65. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !... more
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| 66. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more
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| 67. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.... more
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| 68. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more
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| 69. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more
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| 70. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more
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| 71. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| 72. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more
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| 73. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| 74. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more
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| 75. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What game do reindeer play in their stalls?Stable-tennis!... more
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| 76. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What happens to you at Christmas ?Yule be happy !... more
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| 77. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What is the cows holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!... more
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| 78. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.... more
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| 79. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.... more
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| 80. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more
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| 81. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more
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| 82. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more
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| 83. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all strai... more
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| 84. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?A phantomime !... more
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| 85. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more
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| 86. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Whats Christmas called in England ?Yule Britannia !... more
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| 87. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Whats fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?Father Christmas on roller skates!... more
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| 88. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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| 89. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Whats Scrooges favourite Christmas game?Mean-opoly.... more
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| 90. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Whats Tarzans favourite Christmas song?Jungle bells.... more
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