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| How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!... more
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| 32. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?Dont feed it !... more
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| 33. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more
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| 34. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more
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| 35. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?Stacks !... more
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| 36. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !... more
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| 37. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| 38. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more
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| 39. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more
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| 40. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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| 41. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.... more
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| 42. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the do... more
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| 43. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| 44. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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| 45. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| 46. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more
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| 47. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try thi... more
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| 48. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| 49. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.Thats how he got the name Saint Knickerless!... more
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| 50. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more
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| 51. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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| 52. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more
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| 53. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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| 54. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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| 55. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more
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| 56. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, Ill never part with it !... more
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| 57. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more
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| 58. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more
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| 59. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... more
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| 60. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more
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