| 61. | Category: Children jokes  |
| Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"... more
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| 62. | Category: Children jokes |
| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow ?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !... more
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| 63. | Category: Children jokes |
| The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. How high is it, Doctor? she wanted to know.One hundred an... more
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| 64. | Category: Children jokes |
| The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards."No mis" he replied... more
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| 65. | Category: Children jokes |
| Trevor: Thats a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green.Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just l... more
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| 66. | Category: Children jokes |
| Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices.Eventually... more
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| 67. | Category: Children jokes |
| Two girls were talking in the corridor. That boy over there is getting on my nerves, said Clarrie.But hes not even looki... more
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| 68. | Category: Children jokes |
| Tyler was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he rea... more
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| 69. | Category: Children jokes |
| Whats the matter son?The boy next door said I look just like you?What did you say?Nothing hes bigger than me !... more
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| 70. | Category: Children jokes |
| Why are you crying, Ted ? asked his mum.Because my new sneakers hurt.Thats because you have put them on the wrong feet.B... more
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| 71. | Category: Children jokes |
| Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window? He wanted to see a waterfall.... more
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| 72. | Category: Children jokes |
| Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.... more
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| 73. | Category: Children jokes |
| Why was the lightning bug unhappy?Because her children were not very bright.... more
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| 74. | Category: Children jokes |
| Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.... more
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| 75. | Category: Children jokes |
| Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.... more
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| 76. | Category: Children jokes |
| Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My fat... more
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| 77. | Category: Children jokes |
| William, Ive been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door, said mum.yes, but theyre twins, so I wanted... more
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| 78. | Category: Children jokes |
| You boy ! called a policeman. Can you help ? Were looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......Really ? sa... more
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| 79. | Category: Children jokes |
| Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. Would you like another cookie ? she asked.Yes, please, repli... more
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| 80. | Category: Children jokes |
| Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. "Mama!" yelled the boy. "A gator jus bit off... more
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