| 61. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !... more
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| 62. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal thats always telling you how busy it is!... more
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| 63. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !... more
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| 64. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !... more
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| 65. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I dont know but its a very tightfitting tuxedo.... more
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| 66. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order.... more
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| 67. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !... more
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| 68. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !... more
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| 69. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !... more
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| 70. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !... more
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| 71. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.... more
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| 72. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !... more
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| 73. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?An eggroll !... more
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| 74. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?A bird that lays down !... more
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| 75. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment !... more
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| 76. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What does an educated owl say?Whom.... more
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| 77. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance !... more
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| 78. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?A polygon .... more
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| 79. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What goes peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !... more
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| 80. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !... more
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| 81. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What happened when the chicken ate cement ?She laid a sidewalk !... more
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| 82. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didnt give a hoot !... more
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| 83. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?She lays hand gren-eggs !... more
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| 84. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !... more
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| 85. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !... more
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| 86. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?It eggs-plodes !... more
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| 87. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What is a ducks favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !... more
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| 88. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What is a parrot?A wordy birdy!... more
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| 89. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What is a parrots favorite game ? Hide and Speak !... more
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| 90. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What is a parrots favorite game? Hide and Speak!... more
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